Dislike:

*ring* *ring* *ring* *ring* *ring* *ring* Answering Machine - Thank you for calling Fairfax County 911.  Please hold and an operator will be with you.

Like:

Officer: "I'm sorry but I assume you're... step mom? You look much too young to have a 16 year old"

See.. I knew there would be a silver lining in it somewhere... :P